Big-dog with a confusing message. It took my business partner and I over 10 minutes to figure out what the offer was here, and our conclusion is still a guess. Lets break it down:
The only thing that’s clear on this is the number to call and that whatever it is that I’m “switching” will be a snap. But I’m not. No one else is either because they won’t spend the amount of time it takes to decipher it.